Complex Issues: Kung Fu Panda's Car

I walked by Kung Fu Panda's car this morning and just felt I should share.

The Players

"Chevrolet" 19, no job. Large black girl. Some non-profit pays her rent and utilities. She is all Drama, all the time! She has 2 kids that the state has custody of. Her husband is in prison (again). She is loud and flamboyant. I would say her life's up and downs are like a rollercoaster but, they are more like cliff diving!
"Stan" 48, no job. Looks, smells and dresses like a homeless man. His dad lives on the East Coast and pays his rent. Stan is very intelligent and has great vocabulary. He went to College for engineering. About 10 years ago he suffered a head injury during an assult. He suffers from multiple personality disorder symptoms and paranoia. He is convienced that someone is getting into his apartment while he is sleeping and disturbing his life.
"Star Bright" 32, No Job, lives on SSI benefits. She shaves her head and has different colored hearts tattooed on her face. Many other tat's all over. Wears PJ bottoms and old t-shirts, no bra, no make-up and of course no hair!
"The Beautiful Blonde" Late 50's just got a job. Used her unemployment money for teeth (she only puts them in for special occasions) and a new mullet hair cut! Her granddaughter used to live here too, and accused grandma of stealing her stripper tips.
"KungFu Panda" No Job, lives on SSI Benefits. 27, his car is covered with graffiti. Has long hair, wears an old green army jacket and moved in because the DoJo is close by. Offers free Karate lessons.
"Bubbles" (looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys) early 20's special needs. No job, lives on SSI and SSDI benefits. Wears a t-shirt and shorts all the time. Most statements start with "If I were the President..."

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Kung Fu Panda's Car

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